She sells sea shells on the sea shore,
but the shells she sells are not the shells from that shore.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.